Have a go at putting the funniest caption to this picture.
The winner will get:
1. A t-shirt with xS written in bold on the front*
2. Bragging rights

Heres the shot:





*Only available via pickup from "Honey Bunnies - Russian Brides" at 56 Roslenka Street, Moscow.

Call of Duty's Multilayer Game Types That Did Not Make the New Update: Crouch Capture.
Reason why, Spokesperson stated: "S.A.S. has the Crouch" Just did not sound good.

iraq ran out of cement mix.

capture his balls??

Marine: "How about that for a decoy!"
-Find comfy spot to camp.

Spetsnaz: "Damz! i gatta take thiz picturez to show them to miz wiviesz"
-Poking it with his gunz

Marine: " WOO HA! karate chop!"
- HEAD SHOT